edition 65 december 18 2006
 

new year’s resolutions

During the year we have had a number of highly successful projects involving changing the processes involved in advertising to deliver greater collaboration, efficiency and effectiveness.

It has been a year of constant change and development in aspects of the market and the industry, as well as for P3. Therefore, we thought we would leave you with a few laughs on change in advertising.

In the P3 e-news:
– how to change a lightbulb
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how to change a light bulb in advertising

Q1. How many account executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many would you like?

Q2. How many media people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I first need to figure how many people the light will reach, and then I can work out a number.

Q3. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change! I’m not changing crap! This is bullshit – who said to change it?

Q4. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Does it have to be a light bulb?

Q5. How many creative directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let me go to LA and find out.

Q6. How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I don’t know. What do you think?

Q7. How many print production managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Forget it. We don’t have the budget for a new one.

Q8. How many traffic people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All I know is that it should have been changed last week, and it’s not my fault.

Q9. How many agency accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. First give me your timesheet and then I’ll tell you.

And because we are always happy to laugh at ourselves and especially our competitors:

Q10. How many advertising cost consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Isn’t that covered in the agency’s overhead?

Have a very happy festive season.
If at any time you need our advice or assistance please feel free to contact us during the festive season by email at people@p3.com.au or go to the webside www.p3.com.au

closed for christmas

 

P3 will be closed from Friday December 22 2006 until Monday January 8 2007.

If it is urgent, we can be contacted by email people@p3.com.au  Otherwise, have a safe and happy festive season and we look forward to helping you achieve maximum value from your advertising budget in 2007.

Thank-you for your support from all at P3.

 

 

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